Wednesday, August 22, 2007

I am real


Many have questioned my existance. Let me assure you that I am real. Whether it be in true human form or only in the mind of my dear Norman... I am real & I am here to stay.

7 comments:

Jean Knee said...

whoa, wait a minute, I thought that was the velveteen rabbit, or pinnochio, or men who don't eat quiche

normanbatesmomma said...

OH my sweet Jean Knee, come and sit on my boney knee and let's rock for a while.

Jean Knee said...

Oh my sweet psycho,
I have to say f**k no.

normanbatesmomma said...

Well, hmmf!
I was just trying to come to terms with the fact that I'm, how did you put it, "a decayed corpse in a rocking chair..."

Jean Knee said...

okay, I may have judged you too harshly. My MOPS group is looking for a new members leader and a craft coordinator. I'll give you a chance to try these positions out.
If you don't hack anyone or dismember the new member club maybe we can be friends.

Jean Knee said...

there is enough of Norman Bate's mom to go around for everyone--it just might be in dessicated pieces

I tried to help you kitty. see NBM is trying to fit into the community of bloggers. I'm just not getting that same vibe of 'commitment' from you

normanbatesmomma said...

Evil Kitty, Jean Knee is right. There is enough of me to go around. I just won't share Norman.