I'm thinking someone should swat that fly before it gets anymore psycho. Have you ever read Sybil? It's a book about a psycho chick with all these different personalities. It's giving me deja vous. Help is available...just call the lunatic hot line 626-4221 (maniac 1)
Kitty, I know you are new here but I think you should know that Norman's mom is a decayed corpse in a rocking chair. I know it's shocking how I blurted it out like that but I thought you should know.
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I'm thinking someone should swat that fly before it gets anymore psycho.
Have you ever read Sybil? It's a book about a psycho chick with all these different personalities. It's giving me deja vous.
Help is available...just call the lunatic hot line 626-4221 (maniac 1)
In your deja vous are you the psycho chick or am I?
Well, you know what they say: "A boy's best friend is his mother".
True dat batesmomma.
I'm not only his best friend. I am his only friend. A boy doesn't need anyone but his mother.
Are you for real???
Since your son runs the household and everything, do you call him Master Bates?
I just spewed reading that, as in laughing and spitting liquid not projectile vomitting
just did it again,somebody get a mop!
suzanne- Of course I'm for real. What did you think? I was all in your head?
Elastic- How did you know? Have you been talking to my Norman?
JeanKnee- I'm glad you didn't choke while swallowing.
Evil Kitty thinks you should be Evil Kitty's Protector. Will you leave Evil Kitty a saucer of milk if Evil Kitty snuggles up to your leg?
Kitty, I know you are new here but I think you should know that Norman's mom is a decayed corpse in a rocking chair. I know it's shocking how I blurted it out like that but I thought you should know.
evil kitty- Pay no attention to that Jean Knee. She is jealous that you want to be my kitty. Here kitty, kitty...
jean knee- I am???
yes, I'm afraid you are. But that doesn't mean you should hack me in my shower. I have an attack rooster with three inch spurs. I'm just sayin
I wouldn't even harm a fly Jean Knee.
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