Honey do list

My Norman has a lot of work to do on the hotel. He needs to order a new shower curtain and patch some holes drilled through the wall from the 1st cabin into the motel office. No doubt some perverted, sex-driven woman did this so she could spy on my Norman while he's innocently working.

Who I really am

Ok, enough of the "Psycho" momma talk. It's time for me to come out. To an certain extent...

I do like a sense of humor in a person. I like fun. I like low maintenance people. I like me.

I don't like drama. I don't like needy friends. I don't like mean people.

And I do like my anonymity.

Labor Day Weekend Trip?

We have vacancies...

Norman meets a girl

Norman wanted to invite a young, cheap-looking blonde to dinner tonight. He is such a handsome boy, isn't he? I have to protect him from predators like this girl. This is how our conversation went tonight:

Me: No! I tell you no! I won't have you bringing some young girl in for supper! By candlelight, I suppose, in the cheap, erotic fashion of young men with cheap, erotic minds!

Norman: Mother, please...!

Me: And then what? After supper? Music? Whispers?

Norman: Mother, she's just a stranger. She's hungry, and it's raining out!

Me: "Mother, she's just a stranger"! As if men don't desire strangers! As if... ohh, I refuse to speak of disgusting things, because they disgust me! You understand, boy? Go on, go tell her she'll not be appeasing her ugly appetite with MY food... or my son! Or do I have tell her because you don't have the guts! Huh, boy? You have the guts, boy?

Norman: Shut up! Shut up!

After all I've done for him and this is how he treats me?

I am real

Many have questioned my existance. Let me assure you that I am real. Whether it be in true human form or only in the mind of my dear Norman... I am real & I am here to stay.

"She wouldn't even harm a fly..."